Just a few of my favorite movie lines. I'm sure if I paid more attention and really cared to take down a quote while watching a movie, this page would be full of lines from all sorts of movies. Unfortunately I like to watch the movie, not pick out specific lines just to put them here ;P




It's sandwich day. Every day I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. But today we were out of peanut butter so I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. Do you know what tuna is? Fish?? IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna I'd be an abomination!!! I'm late because I had to go to the store because all we have is STINKING STINKING TUNA!!!!! Lilo why is this so important? Pudge controls the weather. YOUR crazy! – Lilo and Stitch
Bold-Lilo......Not Bold-Teacher & Girls



Get me the King of Squeden. Allo? Oh good morning, is that the King of Squeden? Yes. This is the Queen of England, is everything alright in Squeden? Everything is terrible. There is panic in the capital. The whole country is in a panic, 2 nights ago 26 of my loyal subjects disappeared. My whole country is in a panic. Your 26 subjects were all eaten by giants. Apparently they like the taste of Squedes. Why do they like the taste of squedes? Because the Squedes of Squeden have a sweet and sour taste, so says the BFG. I don't know what you're talking about. It's hardly a joking matter, when one's loyal subjects are being eaten like popcorn! They've eaten mine as well. Who's they? For heaven's sake! GIANTS. Look here are you feeling alright? Yes thank you. I must go now. Thanks for your help. - The Big Friendly Giant
Bold-Queen of England......Not Bold-King of Squeden



Is the game afoot? Uhh yes? WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?!?!?! I mean no! Ah so the puppy is dead... Erm can I change my answer? Is the puppy alive or not? Well another dog told him it was a bomb. Another dog? Yea but umm I'm pretty sure project dark cloud will go down without a-a hitch. Right guys? yea! yea! yea! Dark cloud? Is that what I'm calling my plan?! DARK CLOUD?! Umm not as far as I know I think you're calling it uhh....dark storm! Yes because like a powerful dark storm I shall creep into the dog's centre of power and they will quake at the very mention of my name!! OH MEESTA TINKLES!!! – Dogs and Cats
Bold-Mr. Tinkles......Not Bold-Other Cats



Your a monster. Here you are, you and all the rest of that fairytale trash poisoning my perfect world. NOW TELL ME, WHO'S HIDING THEM?! Eat me! My patience has reached it's end!! Now tell or I'll- No not the buttons not my gumdrop buttons!! Okay I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man? Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury lane? Well she's married to the muffin man. The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN! - Shrek
Bold-Gingerbread Man......Not Bold-Lord Farquaad



How the Blazes did you get off that island? When you marrooned me on that godforesaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah..Well I won't be makin' that mistake AGAIN! shoot him The girls blood didn't work did it? Hold! You know whos blood we need I know whos blood ya need – Pirates of the Caribbean: The Black Pearl
Bold-Captain Barbossa......Not Bold-Captain Jack Sparrow



It's not possible! Not probable. Where's Elizabeth? She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. – Pirates of the Caribbean: The Black Pearl
Bold-Captain Barbossa......Not Bold-Captain Jack Sparrow......Italics-Will Turner



Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.– Pirates of the Caribbean: The Black Pearl
Captain Jack Sparrow



You found the Zephyr. Maybe we'll meet up in Never-Neverland, 'cause I heard the tooth fairy was gonna be there, Santa Claus is coming y'know, with my coke.
– Into the Blue
-Bates to Sam



Elizabeth, you know these clothes do not flater you at all, it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin. – Pirates of the Caribbean: The Dead Man's Chest
Captain Jack Sparrow



There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing. I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by. – Pirates of the Caribbean: The Dead Man's Chest
Bold-Elizabeth Swan......Not Bold-Captain Jack Sparrow